voicemail

[memlost]

[An upbeat male voice comes on:]

Hey, it's Morgan! If you were expecting a girl, you picked the wrong picture. If not, then congratulations! But sorry too, because this means I've missed you. Leave a message!

[Beep.]

(( ooc: feel free to use this for face-to-face interactions as well! just leave a date and voice/action/etc. in the header. ))

Comments

[memlost]

You don't?

[ It takes a second for his little brain to process the implications of this. Sasuke's aimless, dateless life... ]

Do you want to learn? I can teach you!

[paycheck]

[ !!!

see, sasuke's mostly just... taught himself but it kind of didn't occur to him until right now to have someone else teach him. that was probably dumb but w/e self-reliance is great.

anyway, since it's a morgan, sasuke can't help but say -- ]

Oh! Yeah, that'd be great.

[ really, if it was anyone else but a morgan, sasuke would probably laugh in their face. ]

[memlost]

[ Sadly, Morgan takes Sasuke's lack of ridicule for granted. Not that he isn't terribly cheerful and eager nonetheless. ]

Yay! It can be a little confusing, but you'll have it straight in no time. So there are twelve months and 365 days in a year. Every month has 30 or 31 days -- except for February, that one likes to throw a curve ball every four years...

[ And he will go through the entire calendar system now, have your memorization cap on, Sasuke ]

[paycheck]

[ for sasuke, he's just grateful no one's here to see him genuinely ask questions and not be an egotistical ass. he has a reputation to uphold now! ]

Okay, right. But what is a February? You have these names for them and it doesn't really make sense. Why not just use numbers? The first... [ waving a hand around a little ] month, can't it just be One? Or First? Why is it... whatever it's called!

[ you're a really good teacher, morgan. also he totally had that cap on ages ago. ]