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[memlost]

[An upbeat male voice comes on:]

Hey, it's Morgan! If you were expecting a girl, you picked the wrong picture. If not, then congratulations! But sorry too, because this means I've missed you. Leave a message!

[Beep.]

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Comments

[memlost]

[ Her en garde is very fancy indeed, and reminds him of his father and sister's styles next to the rest of the Shepherds'. Sonia isn't quite up to that level, of course, and her stance isn't the most practical, but it's something. And it's fun to see the ever-cheerful Sonia stabbing anything, to be honest...! ]

Nice shot! Your point control is... well, pretty on point! Extra important if you ever want to pierce something instead of getting your blade jammed somewhere awkward...

[ The rest of his work is cut out for him, though. Hmm... ]

Have you ever really tried to stab someone, Sonia?

[monarchical]

[ WELL LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS...No, she just laughs immediately, sounding embarrassed. ]

Um, well...no, as a matter of fact. I have more often tried to avoid such a thing ever becoming necessary. If you ever need to stab someone at home, it generally means diplomacy has failed, and that would be the worst form for a princess!

[memlost]

Sounds reasonable to me! Well, you should know that if you're ever in a life-or-death situation and want to do anything more than look threatening, you'll have to ditch the fencer's stance. The advantage of the dagger is that you can get up close and personal with it and stab away! Toss propriety out the window and invade some personal space.

[ He pats the hilt of his sword. ]

Especially if your opponent's got a longer weapon. A sword's not much use if you have no room to use it.

[monarchical]

A-ah...right! I will try to train myself out of that stance, then!

[ Of course um this will not help her when she gets knocked the hell out in the future, but in her defense she didn't even realize the person was going to attack her before it had happened.

...It's not much of a defense. ]

[memlost]

[ SONIA. DAMMIT. ]

Good! And I'm not joking about the stabbing away part. You've got to stab like your life depends on it. Which it will. Here, I'll show you some good places to go at!

[ He probably looks too happy about it as he looks to borrow her dagger again. But this is good information, and teaching it makes him feel so useful...!! ]

[monarchical]

[ LIKE YOU DO ANY BETTER, MORGAN. Yes please do teach her how to stab people so she can never use it on you ever. Let's do that. ]

Ah, yes, please do show me!

[ She hands over the dagger without question or complaint. ]

[memlost]

[ Yes good because he doesn't plan on getting stabbed ever. NOW THEN. He takes the dagger carefully because seriously what the hell is up with this hilt and approaches the dummy. ]

What's important is that you avoid hitting any bones or other tricky things you might get stuck on. In and out, fast!

First, right by the neck. [ He uses a hand to indicate the spot on himself, just behind the collarbone. Then he drives the dagger into the same spot on the dummy, blade angled slightly toward the center of its body. ]

Next, under the armpit. [ Again, he indicates the spot on himself and demonstrates on the dummy. ]

Both of these will poke straight through to the lungs and kill someone in a breeze! Do it right and you won't meet any resistance at all.