Oh man... hamsters?! I've never seen one in person before...

[ Dammit he wants to see SHSL hamster-handling. But he will just have to settle with this lamey lame weapon. ]

Good call. Let's see... this dagger's got a pretty unique shape. You'll have to be a bit more considerate about how you use it since the tips's angled and the grip has all of these points on it, but at least you'll look fearsome doing it!