[ for sasuke, he's just grateful no one's here to see him genuinely ask questions and not be an egotistical ass. he has a reputation to uphold now! ]

Okay, right. But what is a February? You have these names for them and it doesn't really make sense. Why not just use numbers? The first... [ waving a hand around a little ] month, can't it just be One? Or First? Why is it... whatever it's called!

[ you're a really good teacher, morgan. also he totally had that cap on ages ago. ]